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ryannorth:

Ask A Man Who Assumes He Knows What Today’s Google Doodle Is About, Even Though He Doesn’t

Q: What is this Google Doodle about?

A: It warns us all of the coming culling by the old ones, whose avatar shall be a motivational speaker. With a flip of her hand the unworthy shall be lifted into the air, higher and higher, until they suffocate and freeze, a fitting end for their kind.

Q: What happens to those left behind?

A: They will be petrified with fear, struck motionless by this demonstration of the power of the old ones.  Eventually, mobility will return, and they will leave to spread their new gospel.

Q: Are there any other gods?

A: Only false ones, and they will not protect us from the ancient madness that even now reaches out across the dying vastness of space.

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